Summer Sabbatical
Friends,
Thanks so much for reading my blog.
I just wanted to let you know that I'll be taking a break this summer to focus on some other writing projects, but I will be back in the Fall in full force.
Please check back then, and I hope you have a wonderful summer!
Kelly
Body Broken: How "Take and Eat" Divided the Church

You may be shocked to discover that the most sacred moment in the worship service of many traditions has been at the heart of some of the most traumatic fights in the church. Ironically, one of the scant texts in the New Testament describing how early Christians practiced the Lord’s Supper specifically mentions that bringing the church together was a major purpose behind communion.
“Because there is one loaf, we who are many, are one body, for we all partake of the one loaf" (I Cor. 10:17, NIV).
This became so important to the early church, that as congregations outgrew their initial meeting places and resorted to satellite congregations, the bishop in town baked one huge loaf of bread, and then distributed the pieces called the “fragmentum” to each group as a sign that though the church met at different locations, they were still a unified body.
And it’s clear from the picture of the first Lord’s Supper that Jesus celebrated with his disciples that more than anything, Jesus meant for the meal to be a moment of grace. Just look at the group he gathered that night. It’s safe to say that all of them were having doubts about Jesus, especially after that very challenging week. And for some of them, the disillusionment went even deeper. And yet, they were all invited to this meal where Jesus stood and said, “This is my body, broken for you…. This is my blood, shed for you.”
Jesus offered himself body and blood, bread and wine, to a group of skeptics, sinners, apostates, and one downright enemy. And then he commanded the church to “do this in remembrance of me.”
Unfortunately, it didn’t take very long for the church to forget.
Read more: Body Broken: How "Take and Eat" Divided the Church
Snakes and Green Beer: the Real Saint Patrick
Patrick is one of those ancient saints who became larger than life. His charismatic personality and the scant material about his life motivated many later biographers to colorfully fill in the gaps. And thus rose legends about Patrick where he performed fantastic miracles, including driving out all the snakes from Ireland and single handedly defeating the Druids, resulting in large numbers of fans crowding bars every 17th of March to drink green beer in his honor. As fascinating and nefarious as these tales are, we should be careful not to discount the real Patrick who may not have had all the glamour of the mythical Patrick, but who nevertheless was a thoughtful poet and a courageous adventurer. Though it is hard to sift fact from fiction, what we can piece together of Patrick's life reveals a man worthy of remembering.
Dead, Living
One of my favorite pastimes growing up in New Orleans was crabbing, which is a lot like fishing but without the slime. To crab, you simply drop a specially constructed net in the water and wait for the crabs to find the chicken necks used as bait. At the time I thought this was a little strange, because if crabs fed off of chickens, it seemed to me that the bottom of Lake Pontchartrain was a stupid place to live.
Now, there’s no art to crabbing. You don’t watch a bobber dip under the water and tug a line just right to hook anything. You just pull the net up from time to time to see how many crabs you’ve caught. If something happens to be in the net, then the excitement begins. For then you drop the net on the pier, prompting the crab(s) to scatter sideways in all directions. The adults, sitting in their lawn chairs with sunburned faces, yell, “Get the crabs! Get the crabs!” The children, giggling wildly, make a mad dash for the crabs, which can move surprisingly fast. They instinctively know the shortest distance to the edge of the pier as well, and every now and then a crab wins, rolling over the edge and making an obscene gesture with its claw before plopping back into the water.
Ashes, Tattoos, the Sign of the Cross, and My Friend Connie

I was in first grade the first time I participated in an Ash Wednesday service. I attended a parochial school, and our teacher, a very stern nun, paraded us into the chapel where we all knelt and were told to be still and quiet, an impossibility for six-year-olds. But we tried our best. The priest walked in, dressed in a formal robe, and he approached each of us, spoke soft words, and placed an ashen cross on our foreheads. I had no idea at the time what this meant. I knew it was important, and sad, and it identified me as a Christian, but that was about all my little grade-schooler brain could comprehend. I do, however, remember that it made me feel special—because this pastel-grey mark identified me with my classmates, and my faith.
The tradition of marking the forehead with the sign of the cross goes all the way back to the first couple of centuries of Christianity. Tertullian (b. 160 CE) mentions it as a motion (much like we do today when we clasp our hands or raise them in prayer) that Christians utilized to set apart or bless routine events, beginning with the rise of each morning. It was a way of saying, “this belongs to God” and to encourage a life of purity. At first, it was done by simply marking an invisible cross on the forehead with a thumb. Many centuries later, it will become a more explicit motion that tapped the forehead, chest, and then left and right shoulder if you lived in the West, but right to left shoulder if you lived in the East, providing yet another annoying little disagreement for the Latin and Greek Christians to argue about.
Read more: Ashes, Tattoos, the Sign of the Cross, and My Friend Connie
The Moment the Church Turned Violent
Long before Jesus walked the earth, Antiochus IV ruled Judea. He was a Seleucid who didn’t like the Jews. He thought they were too…uncivilized and uncouth. And so, in an attempt to bring them kicking and screaming into the 2nd century BC, he passed a series of laws forcing them to become more Greek and less Hebrew—like forbidding them to read the Torah and observing the Sabbath, and like forcing them to eat pork. He built “gymnasia” where men could engage in sports and bathe…in the nude, which went over really well with the modest Jews. And then he introduced the worshipers in the temple to the Greek god, Zeus. It’s this last act that motivated a man named Mattathias Maccabees to slap a fellow Jew, kill a king’s officer, and move his family to the hills, where he engaged in guerilla warfare against the Seleucids.
It worked--mainly because for the first time in Ancient Near East history, men were encouraged on a large scale to die not just for their king or clan, but because of what they believed about God, introducing the concept of the “martyr” to the world.
Santa Jesus
Recently my kids got in their jammies, hopped in the van, and proceeded to munch on popcorn while I drove them around town looking at lights. We began in our own neighborhood, but then eventually steered toward the “wahoo” houses. These are the ones who put up a gabillion lights along with all the latest technology in festive decorations: Ferris wheels, life-sized snow globes, lights that dance with schmaltzy Christmas music, bright diodes.
Eventually we made it to our first wahoo house, and as we parked on the side of the road and went “ooh” and “aahh,” I noticed something that disturbed me a little. Now, I want you to know that when I describe this to you, it’s going to seem innocuous. But that’s exactly my point.
For in the center of the yard was a plastic nativity set. Very simple. Just Mary, Joseph, a faux wooden frame and manger, and the head and hand of baby Jesus peeking out the top of a faux wooden box crowned with straw. But then right next to the manger, as if he was a part of the narrative, gazing down at the babe lying in a manger, was Frosty the Snowman. And on the other side of him were Santa and the elves, waving next to the sleigh. Reindeer frolicked around the nativity, frozen in play. Some creepy clowns were in the backdrop, twirling around on a trapeze. And, as you can imagine, there were a dozen other fantasy creatures that have been created over the past couple of centuries that have been added to the Christmas drama.
It’s at that moment that I realized that, like the Israelites of old who combined stories of Baal and stories of Yahweh to create a syncretistic religion of their own, the American church has for the most part created her own deity.
I call him, Santa Jesus.
Pax Romana, Pax Christi
In ancient Rome, Janus ruled as the god of gateways, often represented as a two-headed figure with one face gazing in the opposite direction of the other. In other words, he looked both behind and to the front, to the past and to the future. The Romans built magnificent, ceremonial structures in honor of this god that became known as “jani.” If one wanted to make a particularly grand entrance or exit, one paraded through a janus. And Roman armies made sure that as they did so, they conducted themselves properly, for to travel through a janus correctly insured good luck. Incorrectly, and the wrath of the gods might very well be upon you, insuring defeat in battle.
One particular structure known as the Janus Geminus was made out of bronze with double doors at either end, and it probably stretched across a stream that ran through the square in the Forum. Traditionally, the doors remained open during times of war. And since the Romans obsessively loved a good war as much as we love a good game of football, the doors were almost always open. I say almost, because according to one source, there were a couple of moments when the doors were closed, indicating a rare time of peace.
Coffee, Sticky Handprints, and the Image of God
I am an admitted Starbuck’s addict. In fact, at this very moment I’m sitting at one on South 14th Street in Abilene, Texas. And I’m gazing at a window that overlooks a busy street, like any busy street in any town, with a grocery store, a Taco Bell next to a Wienerschnitzel, and cars zooming past. But on this day there is a child’s sticky handprint on the glass window, ghostlike because of the way the sun makes it glow. It appears 3-D, hovering in the air.
I can discern the fine lines in the fingertips and I ponder the moment that the child slapped his hand against the window before being tugged away by a parent. My imagination conjures the scene.
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